there is a great article in this week’s people magazine.
(NO! i’m not talking about heidi montags plastic surgery)

titled: THE DAY THAT CHANGED MY LIFE

it’s about the survivors of u.s airways flight 1549 hudson river crash.

the story focuses on the lives of 5 different survivors, and how the crash inspired these people to fulfill delayed dreams and live life to the fullest.

what in the f**k was tom arnold thinking

when he tried to capture jason “gummy bear”

davis in a laundry hamper???

what a bizarre story…

according to PAGE SIX, jason davis is furious at his family for staging an intervention the day after Christmas to get him into rehab. tom arnold allegedly led the posse, carrying a baseball bat and helping throw a pajama-clad jason into a laundry hamper in which they conveyed him to Cedars-Sinai.

“jason has never denied he has a substance-abuse problem. he understands that he probably needs professional help,” his spokesman, brian quintana, told Page Six. “but this wasn’t the way to do it.”

jason is now planning to write a tell-all about growing up in the dysfunctional Davis dynasty with childhood friends like paris hilton, nicole richie, casey johnson, DJ AM, the olson twins, and sean stewart.

“it’s going to be a very juicy book,” jason told us. “i love my family. i wish they loved me the way i love them. if they want to play with fire, they are going to get burned.”

read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/grandma_fury_at_oil_scion_Rzmch7grvGvErxweV5LrrO#ixzz0d8wDhxGc

last night my insomnia was off the hizzz, so i was searching through movies at comcast on demand and i saw breakfast at tiffany’s was on the list. i’m probably the last person in the world to see it.  i remember a few years ago it was on t.v. and i got really excited to watch it.

BUTTTT i thought it was the very end of the movie, because the credits were running down the screen, so i changed the channel. BUT i come to find out thats how this movie starts.

…so i actually could’ve watched it years ago. anyway, i didnt see what the big deal was about this film. besides audrey hepburn’s exquisite beauty and impeccable style, the plot was pretty boring.

basically,  two gold-digging alcoholics who are amoral, shallow, & mooch off others as a career, find each other and fall in love. the opening scene is probably the best part of the movie. hepburn’s beauty and fashion sense are almost mesmerizing and way ahead of it’s time.

on a side note, i should probably read the book, which has been referred to many times as one of the greatest american masterworks of the 20th century. in fact, the author, capote was quoted saying he hated the movie adaptation of the book.

i also watched the ORIGINAL romeo and juliet. (NO, i am not referring to the massacre of shakespearean art, starring claire danes and leonardo dicaprio). this is the 1968 film version by italian director franco zeffirelli

i saw this movie in middle school, but, at the time didnt appreciate the quality of the meticulously crafted scenes, dialogue, and elaborate medieval background settings of northern italy.

speaking of mesmerizing beauties, olivia hussey who plays juliet, is breathtakingly stunning. i’m surprised she wasnt more famous at the time. she kinda reminds me of angelina jolie. …and the guy who plays the part of romeo is pretty hot as well.

below are a few stills from the 1968 film:

if you haven’t seen it, you’re def missing out on some classic MAY-JAH DRAMA.

you can watch a quick youtube clip below, which really doesnt do the movie too much justice

16 agents created a spontaneous musical in a food court in a los angeles mall.

using wireless microphones and the mall’s PA system, both their voices and the music was amplified throughout the food court.

all cameras were hidden behind two-way mirrors and other concealed structures.

Seven undercover agents staged a spontaneous musical during lunch at the Trump Tower atrium…

…YES, that’s Ann Curry at the 1:45 mark

what is the secret for long lasting “curling iron” curls???

i have tried every product (hairspray, mousse, setting spray/lotion). i use either a hot-tools or chi curling iron…BUTTT within less than an hour my hair is straight again.

does anybody know of a specific brand hairspray or product that holds curls made by a curling iron?

i’m trying to create a style similar to these:

any suggestions/tricks???

thanks

i have never been so excited for a t.v. show as i am for the new season of the girls next door to start.

on sunday october 11 E! premieres the new generation of “the girls next door”. during the first episode we will be introduced to hef’s 3 new girlfriends. the 19 year old shannon twins, (karissa and kristina shannon) and crystal harris. crystal will be taking the place of holly madison as hef’s “main” girlfriend.

i already dont like these shannon twins. they seem cocky and arrogant (which is kinda strange since they were previously living in a trailer park in florida before moving into the playboy mansion). and this crystal broad seems boring.

i have to admit, i’m also kinda disappointed about these twins being flat-chested. if i’m watching the playboy mansion, i want to see big, bouncy fake boobs (i say that as a 100% straight, heterosexual female) don’t get me wrong, the twins are stunning, but what’s the point of even watching this show without getting to see giant implants? it’s certainly not for the intellectual dialogue.

(yes, i pasted the bunnies on their boobs…nerdcake is a “family-oriented” website)

i’m going to miss holly, bridget, and kendra. i absolutely loved holly and bridget’s personalities. and i actually got the chance to meet kendra once at a club and spoke to her for a minute. she was extremely down to earth and a genuinely nice girl.

hopefully the new girls will prove me wrong.

WRINKLES.

lately, every picture i see of lindsay lohan, her forehead has tons of wrinkles. i feel SOOO bad for her.

…she is only 23 years old.

i have been researching different products that help prevent wrinkles. after reading countless articles and trying various creams. I AM NOT A DOCTOR, but from all the info i have gathered, it seems as though  “retin A”  is the best weapon to help combat the aging process. (yes, this is the same product used for treating acne)

i made an appointment with a dermatologist at the end of the month, because you need a prescription to purchase retin A.

i have oily skin so i am going to ask about retin a micro gel tretinoin

(from what i’ve read, it’s suppose to be less greasy than the cream)

a tiny tube of this crap is approx $200. but if it will stop me from looking like lindsay lohan, than it’s worth it.

if anybody knows of a reputable site or somewhere i can buy this cheaper please let me know. don’t just send me a link that you copied from a google search…i can do that myself. (if you have actually purchased something and it was shipped to you, then please message me with the name of the site, thanks xo)

**if anybody out there knows which percentage is best, please let me know. i am very confused about that part…is one percentage weaker than the other??  i want the strongest shit i can get! :

0.05% or   0.025% or   0.1% or  0.04%

i drive my sister crazy every week when i watch the hills and the city, because i call her at every commercial and talk shit about the show. i act like i’m a 14 year old girl when i watch these shows..it’s embarassing…i know…i need to get a life.

anywhore…after watching the hills on tuesday i couldnt get over how different justin bobby looked. i asked my sister what was different about him, i thought he got a face lift or something. he didnt look anything like last season. my sister said he washed his hair, cut it, and shaved…but i dont know. the changes seem so drastic.

justin bobby season 3 of the hills:

justin bobby season 4 of the hills:

p.s. does anybody remember this spin-off show, called “the hills according to me“? …it was a spoof of the hills, where this big fat guy dressed up as all the characters and would play each of their parts. this show was freakin hilarious, but  was canceled immediately. you MUST click here and watch this clip:

short clip from \”the hills according to me\”

did anyone else find this scene to be hilarious on this weeks episode of  “the city”, when olivia goes to canal street to buy knock-off handbags???

i mean, come on! was she buying a kilo of crack or a fake hermes birkin handbag?

i love how she acted like a crazy undercover narc/socialite/fashionista/mob informant.

olivia palermo deserves to win an emmy for this performance:

CLICK THE LINK BELOW TO VIEW THE VIDEO:

olivia knock-off bag shopping undercover